🇮🇨 The Pulse of Las Palmas

Privacy Policy

Nobody reads or understands 11 pages of legal word soup, so here’s a simple explainer of what happens with your data when you use this website.

Cookie Policy

This site does not use cookies. It doesn’t need to. 

Privacy Policy

This site does not harvest user data.

Visitor tracking

This site is not actively tracking visitors .

By default however, it is:

User form submission

The contact form requires:

  • Name / Nombre
  • Email / Correo electrónico
  • Message / Mensaje

Submitting the form means I you agree

  • You’re okay with me having the details you put in the form
  • You’re okay with that being sent over email to me
  • Your data will go from WP to my inbox via Proton Mail.
  • Your data will only be used to assist with your message.
  • You can contact me and ask me to delete you from WP logs
  • You understand that’s all I can delete you from though.

Backbone providers

  • Domain name and DNS management: cloudflare.com
  • CMS Hosting: WordPress.com 
  • Email services: protonmail.me
    Proton Mail Privacy Policy

If you want privacy:

  • Read the Wikileaks Vault 7 files… (You don’t have any privacy)
  • Delete all social media accounts
  • Destroy your iPhone or Android.
  • Get the dumbest brick phone out there.
  • Delete your Google account.
  • Delete your Amazon account. 
  • Get rid of your smart appliances. 
  • Revert to a dumb home so your lightbulbs don’t spy on you.
  • Turn your internet of and embrace analogue life.
  • Stay at home: don’t go out in public where there’s CCTV

Nobody read terms or privacy pages…

When I say nobody reads privacy policies, I mean it. Years ago when I sold ringtones I put an Easter Egg in our terms and conditions, it said if you read this you’re eligible for a free ringtone.

We sold well over 100,000 ringtones before some guy emailed in to ask if he could really get a free ringtone. I sent him ten.